happy birthday to me

yesterday was my birthday. i've been in bed for a week pretending i am sick. last night i was sweaty and awake and wanting a glass of water. this morning i'm finally ready to get out of bed, but am out of coffee. i'm debating whether i should go get some or just eat the rest of the Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch Ice Cream for breakfast (or late lunch as the case may be).