please note

note to all guys: after sex, do not ask the questions do you think we are in a rut? or are you tired of doing the same thing every night?

no matter what your warped intentions might be, even the most stable and reasonable and self-assured girl will assume you are asking this because this is how you feel about our sex life. if you are looking for reassurance that she is happy and likes having sex with you, the more direct do you like having sex with me? or even you make me feel so good, can i possibly make you feel this good? will get much better results.

for all the things he says right, he sure says some things really wrong. but i knew from that first pick-up line. and, just think, i thought it was cute.